Worship-Song Dance and Movement Ministry

Cheryl Phillips, Coordinator of Worship-Song Dance and Movement Ministry
Our Mission: To passionately worship our Lord and Saviour in spirit and truth. To exault our Lord Jesus in music and dance, as the psalmist David exaulted the Lord with abandon. Our outreach is to Northwest Columbus Ohio and surrounding areas.
  • Movement and Dance Ministry
    • Fellowship while praising and worshipping God with our whole being
    • Weekly and special event presentations
    • Men and women are welcome
    • Study on worship from the Word and study on techniques of worship ministry.
    • All welcome, ages 14 and up.
    • Led by Cheryl Phillips. Cheryl's phone number is here.

A Funny Story

A Little Humor......

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd,... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM Thinkpad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep".

"That is correct, take one of the sheep," said the shepherd.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

"OK, why not," answered the young man.

"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd.

"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answers the shepherd. "You turned up here, although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you know nothing about my business...

Now give me back my dog".


Worship-Song Dance and Movement Ministry, 2006

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